Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010: Day Break on The Rusty Barnacle

Scene 1:   Interior, pirate sleeping quarters


Pirate Sagezilla:   Arrg.   I'll trade ya some chum for a bottle of rum.


Pirate Du-Jay:   Let's tell Mom the rules.   Here's what you do when we yell Captain's Coming.


Pirate ChiIL Mama:   Who's the Captain?

Zilla:   Up the flagpole?


CM:   Your a flagpole???


Zilla:   No!  Not I'm a flag pole, up a flag pole.   You said hoist the captain.  So I said, up the flagpole?


CM:   (laughing)  I said WHO'S the Captain, not hoist the captain.


Du-Jay:   Hit the decks (smacking the bed).   Captain coming.


CM:   Who's Captain Coming?


Zilla:   Hose Captain Coming?   OK. (mimes getting a hose and squirting him).


CM:   Arrrg.   I'm going back to bed.